wondow
an extravagent s-x toy made to look like a wand for frisky gentlemen
“man, that wondow sure looks neat, but it might be painful.”
“i think im going to need some lube with my wondow.”
a metaphysical window to something or somewhere wonderful or wondrous. the sort of thing you might find described in supernatural themed novels or in the conversation of stoners.
i dunno what the h-ll ya dropped in my drink, but i floated through a wondow and didn’t wanna come back!
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