Wonfused
it’s the ultimate state of confusion an individual can reach. to the point where they can not spell the word confusion correctly.
person 1: i’m coming to chat… one sec
person 2: see now it’s a simple fix after you have explained it.
person 1: hahaha… no, i was wonfused. my bad!
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one who is extremely adept at vocabulary, grammar, and the use of literary devices such as alliteration, onomatopoeia, and puns. they are ridiculously good at crossword puzzles and won’t let their friends make grammatical mistakes without correcting them. like mathematicians, but arguably dorkier. they are scientists of communication, researchers of discourse, and developers of wordology. […]