wong foo


pr-nunciation: wong foo
function: verb
past tense: wong fooed

taken from the film “to wong foo, thanks for everything, julie newmar”

the act of temporarily turning a dreary, nearly uninhabitable room (hotel, motel, etc) into a place worthy to stay by the use of fabrics (normally brightly coloured), appropriate furniture placement, pictures, etc.

this is exemplified approximately 45 minutes into the movie.
“imagine our surprise when we got to the hotel room and it was actually very nice inside. we didn’t even have to wong foo it!”

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