wonky eye
one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.
“in every picture i’ve ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face.”
an eye that wanders or doesn’t look in the same direction as the other
that girl has a wonky eye. where is she really looking?
a deformation of the eye, where one looks at you and the other in a competely different direction causing the observer to feel physically nausiated. it is especially common in people from small towns such as cargo, nsw.
are you looking at me? i can’t tell because of your wonky eye
an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision
i have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so i’ll never be able to drive.
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