won’t flush


phrase to add to the end of a sentence in regards to a household appliance to indicate that it has been peed on. used by a person so drunk, they no longer recognize the proper place to urinate or p–p.
hey man, your dvd player won’t flush.

or;
hey, your clock won’t flush.

or;
i was just in the room with the thing over there and your bed won’t flush.

or;
i think you need to call someone because i can’t get your refrigerator to do the thing and it won’t flush.

or;
man, i’m so drunk i couldn’t figure out your xbox and now it won’t flush.

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