Wood Chipper Worthies


a genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. in this manner all their “friends” which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. a wood chipper worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.
some wood chipper worthies might include: ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don’t like.

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