wood duck

70’s term adapted from used cars,easy target for sale of used car, sale of uesd car to customer with no idea, customer with little knowledge,
“get a load of this wood duck”!
“this woody has no idea”
“i slammed a wood duck into this deal”
useless b-st-rd (aus)
jono: he’s a wood duck!
daveo: what’s a wood duck?
jono: not a real duck!
a person who will never amount to anything/never do anything that has a purpose.
imagine a wooden duck . . . what do they do? nothing! what will they be when they grow up? nothing!

rosey is a “woodduck”!
1. a fart
2. a creature that is often heard but is never seen
3. the sound made from a persons r-ct-m after eating four or more plates of all-you-can-eat-ribs
carly: ” what was that!!!, travis did you fart?”
travis: “nope, there must be a wood duck under the table”
pretender (aus)
particularly used to describe tw-ts who drive a cheap crumby car put a noisy exhaust in it, obnoxiously loud sound system, lower it so that it no longer has suspension travel, more than likely a stupid looking rear spoiler/ wing to improve its aerodynamic grip at high speeds that it’ll never achieve and put a big brand sticker on the back window. the driver will most likely be wearing a hat on backwards have one hand hanging out the door making possible gangster hand gesture all while thinking he is the sh-t.
note: the vehicle is innocent in fact it’s a victim. don’t hate what the car has become but hate the offender.
jimmy: hey bill look at this wood duck?

bill: jimmy! that’s a fully sick astra!

jimmy: no bill, that’s a sh-tbox driven by a wood duck

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