Wood Ornament
a beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect p-n-s for all the world to see.
example 1: check her out…i would so make her my wood ornament.
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example 2: (pick up line) excuse me ma’am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
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