wood river
wood river is a small town in illinois about a half hour from the good ole stl. best known for it’s fine blend of rednecks & wiggers and a few black people dabbled in there. the school colors should have been camo due to the fact that the majority of the school’s students wear more camo than maroon & gold. wood river is where approx. 67% of the girls get pregnant before graduating high school. and the most fun, legal thing to do is go to walmart. other hobbies include smoking and selling drugs and throwing humdingers at pedestrians.
person one: “did you hear what wood river’s getting?”
person two: “yeah! the award for most pregnant girls under the age of 18! and a walmart supercenter, oh h-ll yesss!”
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