a place where a group of about 400 h-rny boys get together and pleasure each other in the woods of orange virginia. they are isolated from both civilization and the female gender for that matter. they would like to think that they are pretty sweet at sports but ehs has kicked their -ss in soccer for the past 3 to 4 years. although they have beaten ehs in football lately we must not forget that woodberry has twice the boys. (ehs has twice the men). they were recently tooled at the football game when the ehs student section sat down all of their boys and proudly displayed the wide selection of females. the forest f-ggots proceeded to go back to their single s-x school and m-st-rb-t-. they do have one activity at their school that they use to p-ss the the time: soggy biscuit. they also have a nasty little habit of defiling the livestock that inhabits their peaceful campus and its said that on certain mornings the cries from the sheep can be heard.
woodberry guy: hey we f-cked up ehs again in football.

ehs guy: true. but then we f-cked our girls that night. soo….. whats your point?

woodberry freshman: hey guys lets go f-ck some animals tonight after our erotic bonfire!
wooberry senior: alright but you boys remember that the sheep are for the seniors!!!!!
a bunch of boys who f-ck each other in the -ss everyday. they suck at every sport except d-ck sucking. they are actually number one in the nation for that. these boys think they are the sh-t but the reality is that they suck at life
foxcroft girl 1: where are we ranked in the nation for d-ck sucking

foxcroft girl 2: we r number 2

foxcroft girl 1: d-mn those woodberry boys keep beating us…back to the drawing board
all guys school in orange, va. all the guys here are c-cky, h-rny molesters. they pine after every girl that p-sses by, esp. st. catherine’s girls. they spend most of their nights masterbating. they don’t have girlfriends because who would want to date one of them? no matter how hot they are.
girl 1: did you have fun at the mixer?
girl 2: yea until some h-rny woodberry guy tried to molest me
the most challenging boarding school in the nation. in the southeast, woodberry has the highest endowment per student (roughly 1 million dollars per student). many are jealous of woodberry based on their rigorous admissions process. those who hate wfs are typically people who go to a school that woodberry annually crushes in sports (all) and in the social scene (ehs girls especially love the tigers). the epitome of what a school should be; the ultimate source of eduation. the boys that attend woodberry all go on to be successfull in their fields and leaders in society. anyone who disagrees is jealous. woodberry is not c-cky, because they are deservingly better than everyone else.
man 1: hey did you go to woodberry?
man 2: why, yes i did.
man 3: you’re hired!
the famous school of c-ckly -ssholes, who like to pleasure each other in the woods of orange, va. they get ugly girls because who wants to date a h-m- guy who you never see? seriously the bonfire…theyre definitely making up for something a little smaller in their pants. they are the h-rn–st bunch of boys alive and they just screw each other for fun, oh and dont forget they also f-ck sheep
wfs guy 1: man that was amazing, don’t tell that girl, i might get dumped again!
wfs guy 2: (out of breath) we’ve gota do that more often man, i wish the st. catherine’s girls would pay attention to me.
mostly found in forests. the “natural” ingredient in v–gr-. provides an everlasting erection. lauren spencer enjoys them.
lauren: i need some more woodberries. for my boyfriend.
adam: i heard there was a forest somewhere full of them.
lauren: wow, adam. you’re so cool. thanks!
1- they can’t drive
2- their parents dont love them and send them away
3- they are the worst dancers alive
4- they are 98% disgusting
5- they’re h-rny and will hook up with a meat grinder
6- they molest
st. catherine’s girl 1: why is that guy staring at me like i’m from another planet?
st. catherine’s girl 2: oh, because he’s a h-rny molester who wants to get in my pants aka from woodberry forest

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