wooden cock


wooden c-ck- a device used to engage in s-x with men who have no genitals.
girl – wanna have s-x?
man- let me get my wooden c-ck

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    annoying little girl. someone who acts like they don’t think they are smart but really they think they are. fishes for attention, always going on about how pretty she is. a girl that talks to lots of guys but really they are lesbian, and smell like tuna. smelly fish lezzy weird lame loser squishface person […]

  • fuck and fade

    primarily experienced with online dating. first you meet and chat. sometimes this progresses to a date and s-x. after which point, said person gets slower and slower about responding and eventually just disappears. friend: so how’d the date go? you: i thought it went great but then he pulled a f-ck and fade.

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    guy who has lots of s-x and rides motorbikes bro, you’re just like “big papa john”

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    a nice girl, who is usually very good at hiding her erection. philomeen is such a nice girl!

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    someone who enjoys sticking stuffed bears in their -n-s. “man chris sure is a fluffy pixel! ” “he stuffed a whole vermont teddy bear up his -ss!”


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