Wooden leg


virginity in the mid twenties or beyond: a flaw that one can’t see upon the first meeting, but will make it really hard to get them to take off their pants.
i was trying to hook up with this hot girl, but i couldn’t close because she had a wooden leg. i won’t be calling her again.
an old fashioned, cheap prosthetic we all wish we had. typicaly seen on afghan land mine victims.
hey max bring my wooden back you pr-ck of a dog.

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