wooden nickel


this term is used when a person is being manipulated or lied to.
that pimp just handed her a wooden nickel to get her to bring him all her money.
1. a wood token coin

2. a reminder to be cautious in one’s dealings.
his word is worth a wooden nickel; that is worth a wooden nickel
noun-when a guy/girl sits on his/her partner’s face and the guy/girl p–ps a little, leaving an indelible brown circle approximately the size of a nickel. can’t be too much–or you just had someone sh-t on your face.
during a moment of crazed ecstasy, the girl mounted his unshaven face and gently placed a wooden nickel upon his sweaty brow.
don’t let know one try to tell you, or get you to believe that it is..when really it never was and/or can never be.

someone coming to you saying, i know where you can get this or that for a little of nothing..just give me your name,address,money etc. and i’ll see that you get it..when all alone they where just playing you..they knew that it wasn’t or could never be. but you gave it to them trusting them. and you end up with nothing..

be careful don’t take no wooden nickels. old saying originating from detroit.

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