Woodford
a small village situated in northamptonshire, in close proximity to other small villages. all are relatively unknown amongst the educated.
population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. all are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.
named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.
local primary school has regime similar to that of auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, french headmistress.
stay away if you know what’s good for you!
“what’s that place called?”
“woodford”
“never heard of it. looks cr-p”
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