Woodhaven
a neighborhood in queens new york that is better then ozone park. it’s major shopping strip is jamaica avenue and the neighborhood is home to forest park. also the name of a major boulevard that cuts through this neighborhood.
forest park is in woodhaven
a place in downriver michigan that is nearly an average suburb town. the high school is the usual; normal kids, douches, potheads. but at woodhaven, there’s something more. the kids have a little fight in them, and there a few hidden talents in the crowd. the rest live in their own world, but really, most people do. the football and basketball teams fit most stereotypes. the runners are a little weird but dedicated. the swimmers are a cool group. there’s a little of everything else too, tennis, bowling, trivia, blah blah blah, etc. most teachers are cool unless you’re a dumb-ss. not many people from woodhaven will end up famous, but most won’t end up eating jobless either.
woodhaven. that place you’ll never care about enough to search on urban dictionary, unless you’re from there.
a little city in downriver michigan. all the girls there are fake tanned wh-r-s with fried and fake hair. there are no decent looking girls that attend woodhaven high school. also tha king(robby sanchez) alumni ’07 rules the city as everyone in the area knows him and is stupid to even think to fight him. besides him and a select few others, no body else there is even considered cool.their varsity jacketsat the high school are really embarr-ssing… their school colors are purple and white wow that’s fierce the woodhaven girls think they’re hot sh-t, but they are nothing more than dollar store wh-r-s. for fun they get drunk, high, and make p-rnos. if you’re looking for one night and you don’t have much money i’m sure you can find someone for less than a dollar on the corners in woodhaven. and half of the girls who have kids have given them up for crack or a ride home from some concert in cincinatti.
hey man have you been to woodhaven lately?
no but i have been to wh-r-haven….
oh i thought they were the same thing?
i actually think they are
“i’m gonna beat your -ss”
“not if i get tha king from woodhaven to help me”
“o sh-t you know him, umm sh-t im sorry”
“ya, thats wat i thought, thanx to tha king”
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