Woodpecker
a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect p-n-s on the girls head while she sucks your b-lls
“oh man i gave her a woodp-ck-r last night!”
when your lady friend is on all fours in the ‘doggy’ position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. the nose starts prodding away at the b-tthole like a woodp-ck-r at a fresh piece of bark.
can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. she will then fart out your snot.
not to be done to any old sl-t, the woodp-ck-r is an act of true love.
i’d woodp-ck-r that b-tch until my whole nose was up her -sshole, then i’d blow my nose in her sh-tter.
i woodp-ck-red the mrs a treat last night. she was blowing snot bubbles out her -ss for hours on end.
quite possibly the most annoying bird there is.
it’s 8am and after 4 hours of sleep i just got woken up bc some d-mn woodp-ck-r decided to bang its head against a tree.
as the chick licks on your nuts, peck her forehead with your d-ck
the act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect p-n-s slap them across the face.
i just woodp-ck-red the sh-t outta jack
a d-ld- from the 1800’s.
make sure you sand that wood-p-ck-r really smooth, we don’t want anyone getting any splinters in their v-g-n- or -ss hole!
when you are wearing a hat, and you use the bill to hit people with, while still wearing it. very similiar action to that of a woodp-ck-r bird.
tony purposely put on his hat so he could annoy the sh-t out of everyone when he woodp-ck-red them
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