Woodring
the -n-s of a person who is about to receive -n-l s-x.
i stuck my morning wood right in her woodring, that woke her up.
noun
1. the residue of s-m-n left around one’s mouth after performing oral s-x. the male’s load leaves its mark after -j-c-l-t–n.
2. one who becomes a fan of a sports team at the drop of a hat. usually a fan of multiple teams in one sport. not necessarily a bandwagon fan or a frontrunner, just someone who becomes a fan of random teams for dumb reasons.
definition 1:
boy: babe, you were great.
girl: did i clean it all off?
boy: no, i still see a woodring
definition 2:
steve: hey adam, why are you a miami heat fan? you’re from new jersey!
adam: because they beat the dallas mavericks in the 2006 finals and i’m a phoenix suns fan and i hate the mavericks.
steve: okay, so why are you a usc fan?
adam: because some guy who went to a high school like an hour away from me went to go play football there.
steve: alright, so why are you a florida gators fan?
adam: because i got a gators t-shirt as a gift and i don’t feel like a loser while wearing it.
steve: you’re such a woodring!
male with abnormaly large p-n-s.
dang look at that guy, what a lucky woodring.
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