Woodruff
woodruff = forest ranger
these creatures are rather rare, if you find one you are lucky! they are one of the most gallent, friendly, fun, and chill creatures on this planet. they have many aquainteces, but few have the honor of truely getting to know it. while friendly, they are very private, (most go by an alias name, ie, woody) and have been known to get hostile if someone is too nosey.
person 1) that dude is awesome! he is down to earth and really chill… who is he?
person 2) oh, thats woody. i mean woodruff. and yes, he is awesome.
a {woodruff} is a large piece of disgusting slime that can appear in the right light as p-ssable. however, under stress a woodruff reveals its true nature and can appear as a snake or a douchebag or even a bully. a woodruff is a blowhard.
i wouldn’t touch a woodruff with a ten-foot pole.
Read Also:
- cheesy baby
amber and gee’s impression of weezy babay after hes eaten a packet of cheesy crisps. dang he just ate a packet of cheese and onion he must be cheesy baby!!
- DogFresh
exceedingly cool; beyond dopeness in every way. did you hear that sick new track from too short? f-ckin’ dogfresh, yo!
- Doggie bagging
when ending a meeting that has already gone on too long and used up way too much of everyone’s time, use this phrase to indicate wrapping up the unresolved issues to take them up later. essentially, how you address what to do with issues left over from a meeting. “ok people, we gotta end this […]
- dogostrophe
in the same sense as catastrophe but when a dog is responsible for the problem what happened to the carpet while i was away and you were housesitting? the dog chewed the carpet, it is a dogostrophe!
- Dole shoes
cheap market stall footwear, usually a rip off of a well known brand like abibas or dr marttins. what’s up with them boots man? don’t ask, i had to pay a months rent, so all i could get was dole shoes.