Woodruff


woodruff = forest ranger

these creatures are rather rare, if you find one you are lucky! they are one of the most gallent, friendly, fun, and chill creatures on this planet. they have many aquainteces, but few have the honor of truely getting to know it. while friendly, they are very private, (most go by an alias name, ie, woody) and have been known to get hostile if someone is too nosey.
person 1) that dude is awesome! he is down to earth and really chill… who is he?

person 2) oh, thats woody. i mean woodruff. and yes, he is awesome.
a {woodruff} is a large piece of disgusting slime that can appear in the right light as p-ssable. however, under stress a woodruff reveals its true nature and can appear as a snake or a douchebag or even a bully. a woodruff is a blowhard.
i wouldn’t touch a woodruff with a ten-foot pole.

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