Woodslapper
n. when you fart on a wooden chair/desk/table with your bare -ss, and the subsequent loud satisfying sound of gas slapping the hard surface repeatedly.
after ripping a deafening woodslapper, beeb pumped a foot into the air and exclaimed, “woodslapper!”
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