Woodstock North High School


recently opened in 2008. it’s sort of a cr-ppy school mainly because there are no traditions laid down and all the sports and fine arts opportunities/curriculums suck. we have no reputation except being the “new” school. the auditorium is rather nice though, probably the best in our district. there’s only 906 people that go there but it feels super crowded. females can’t wear real shorts or tank tops because the staff feels that they will attract pedo’s. unfortunately females just want to cool off. our mascot is thunder which is kind of stupid and ridiculous because we don’t actually have a mascot and if we did, it would probably be something ridiculous like a guy dressed up in a thundercloud costume. our colors are teal, black, and silver which is pretty uncommon so that’s good. the name of this school is so unoriginal i almost cried when they officially named it woodstock north high school. that sounds just like woodstock high school except they added the word north in there. very unoriginal. our school isn’t even north of the other school. so yeah. overall a brand new school that i don’t enjoy going to because there isn’t a good reputation and the sports/music/art/and theater opportunities suck. if you like a new, bland school then this is the school for you.
where do you go to high school again?

woodstock north high school.

oh, that new place?

yeah..

haha! your football team lost against us…. 4 times in a row!

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