commonly found in southern california the “woody allen trash bag” is a particular breed of hipster girl. personified by an oversized top, usually neutral in color and often see through, and very tightly fitting pants, they are often known to frequent hipster dance bars in which they refuse to dance. they are also known to wear large framed gl-sses, regardless of their medical need to do so and commonly feed around taco trucks in the early hours of the morning. cultural traits include a huddling with other “woody allen trash bags” to fend off predators and m-ssive desire to discuss their love of the band “fleet foxes”. popular migration grounds include but are not limited to, silverlake, echo park and los feliz.
it will take too long, look at the line. it is full of woody allen trash bags
- wookie error
similair to the term ‘rookie error’, can be used to described when someone stuffs up a star wars joke/reference. peter: “yeah man, this kid thought chewbacca was c3p0, like what the heck?” paul: “such a rookie error dude” peter: “you mean wookie error..”
- kangaroo song
the art of tea bagging; kangaroo song reference to the film big daddy; to kangaroo song is the basic movements and body actions of tea bagging i got in a fight last week and busted a kangaroo song on his -ss.
- woon sannity
the act of shouting random words under pressure. guy one: ya man you were totally a woon sannity last night! guy two: what did i say? guy one: “the day light it burns!!!” and then you kept saying, “like cl-ster effff”. guy two: dam! im the best woon sannity
- zombie ninja pirate
an indistructible being. you will try to fight this being and die…horribly. it will tear you to shreds then sleep with your whole family…shortly after the s-x it will then kill them too. the zombie ninja pirate killed my friend f-ck-d his family and killing them shortly after!?!?? o noes run!!
methamphetamine (crank, speed). describes the gag reflex triggered by the extreme burning sensation of the nasal p-ssages when the drug is snorted, and the very bitter taste as it drains down the back of the throat. the character ‘pooh-bear’ in the movie “the salton sea” had to have his nose surgically removed because he snorted […]