woody allen
a extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend’s adopted daughter. dispite the fact it’s not incest, it’s still rather creepy.
woody allen directed annie hall.
a jewish nerd with an erection
jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus cl-ss. he quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
a bespectacled genius.
elvis costello’s living doppleganger.
also favors any trouble’s lead singer.
did i mention he’s a…..-gulp-……comedian?
“woody allen never told a joke. he told anecdotes.”
1.)perverted peson that seems sad all the time, and
2.)a big old stupid head!
3.)a term that can be used for everyday use for practicly everything.
1.)says:in a sad voice:… o scarlet, scarlet, scarlet…
2.)you big ol’ woody allen!!!
3.)this shirt is a big ol’ woody allen!!
..0r are you woody allen!!
also see: asiaphile, yellow fever
40-ish year old guy: man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: quit being such a woody allen!
(verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.
one: man, can you believe he woody allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.
two: yo! dats half g-y.
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