woody’s got wood
woody’s got wood. a beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy’s owner.
“one day while andy was masturbating, woody got wood.”
me:”hey man, wanna watch woody’s got wood?”
friend: “f-ck off dude i ain’t g-y!”
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