woofing-cough
definition:
woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its -n-s and farts in ones mouth…
what’s it called when a dog farts in your mouth?
while laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
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