Woofing


the act of sh-tting on a person’s car that you absolutely hate with a burning p-ssion.
we going woofing tonight and getting that b-tch rayburn.
when a young person throws caution to the wind, rejects their material possessions and travels the world working on organic farms for the world wide opportunities on organic farms organization. they pay for the plane ticket, but then have free room and board in exchange for back breaking labor on an organic farm.
“have you heard from elisha lately?”
” no, i heard she was woofing on a costa rican pineapple plantation.”
the act of repeatedly lying or exaggerating beyond comprehension. derived from the incorrect pr-nounciation of the expression: “you’re crying wolf” (pr-nounced “woof”, missing the “l” sound).
ed told everyone that he wasn’t attracted to men, but when we caught him kissing bruce we knew he was woofing.
all talk no action. saying you’re gonna do something and not do it.
“jeah he was talking about what he was gone do… his -ss was woofing tho”
relentless pursuit of potential targets by eligible batchelors.
bloke 1: are you here to go sailing or just to go woofing
bloke 2: rule one, always go woofing

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