wookie battle shreak


wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an -rg-s-m a “wookie” will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the “wookie” could mistake for s-xual 2) get in the fetile position until the “wookie” vacates 3) if the “wookie” tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the “wookie” could mistake for pleasure 4) never run “wookies” could mistake his for foreplay. then your f-cked
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