wool here
“wool here” is a phrase used to notify others that an attractive female is in one’s immediate vicinity. “wool here” draws it’s roots from the baseball team of an unnamed california juco (junior college). in the rare event that a beautiful girl would p-ss by the field, a dirtbag baseball player would bellow “wool here”, thereby alerting everyone in earshot of said female’s presence.
it should be noted that “wool here” is never meant to be used in a derogatory manner. rather, it a phrase implemented solely as a means of notifying others of new found delightful scenery.
beautiful woman walks into the room
“wool here!”
everyone discretely looks over
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