wooler


a marijuana joint.

most notably used in lyrics by the beastie boys and nwa.
i rolled me a wooler as i decided whether to crack open the br-ss monkey or the eight ball.
the term of frequently not attending a lesson or event due to having commitments elsewhere.

can also mean frequent trips to a seaside town for the sake of it.
john: where is our teacher today?
steve: i dont know?
john: i hope he hasn’t done a wooler on us
steve: i bet he has a meeting :p

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