woolham


adjective – to mess something up or to suffer a severe misfortune. usually caused by a lack of common sense or neglecting to think ones own actions through.
alistair – “i fell asleep on the train and missed my stop…i’m now 160 miles away from where i wanted to be”

martin – “you’ve had a woolham”

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