Woolly Mammoth


a very blonde man who plays the trombone attracted to a very hairy man. both men are in marching band.
billy bob: jimmy d, you keep me so warm in the winter with your man hair.

jimmy d: what else are woolly mammoths for?
much older woman who likes younger guys. usually a woman over the age of 65. older version of a cougar.
ted: “did you see the way that lady is looking at me? what a cougar”

jim: “dude that’s not a cougar, look at those saggy t-ts, that’s a woolly mammoth”

ted: “oh well, i’d still rip her depends off and smoke her hams”
an implied s-xual term that describes the physical abuse of a p-n-s.

a.) when a guy beats another person in the face with his c-ck.
that one n-gg- wouldnt shut up so i gave him a woolly mammoth and the beat the sh-t out of him wit my d-ck.

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