woolly mammuff


a hairy v-g-n-. a fluffy fl-ng-. a sh-ggy clunge. a bushy axe wound. a bewhiskered c-nt. fuzzy flaps. a furry beaver. a bearded poonani.
“was it a clean shave, luke?”
“nah bruv, it was a woolly mamm-ff.”

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