Wooly Booger


redneck
a person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. ex: a redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. a wooly booger comes and picks it up.
a hillbilly step-mother’s term for a curly overgrown hairy outside of a female’s v-g-n-l area.
whal, you cain’t wear that to the pool, everbody’s gonna see yer wooly booger from a mile away.
an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to -n-l hairs after wiping. . .also know as a ‘dingleberry’
i need to wipe better. . .i found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.
the little b-lls that form on your sheets and clothes after too much use.
i need new sheets, these old ones have wooly boogers all over them
a girls private area/v-g-n- ,can be used as a replacement word for v-g-n- for children.
” honey please dont play with your wooly booger!”

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