wootton


wootton – a surname of men with an inability to perform on chirpses. they may pull, but occasions are rare and women are often under intoxication.
if a wootton manages to attract a female he almost always blows his chances by trying to talk to them. pull counts are always low.
wootton! you ruined another chirpse! better hand it over to jasper.

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