a term used for opiate based pills including, 500mgs, norcos, morphine pills, oxycontin, dilaudid. as you take one or many of these pills you will feel very woozy
wow how many woozers are you on g.
common among the socially awkward. used to describe that really annoying person that frequently tries to brag about having “friends” that have meaningless accomplishments in the hopes of jumping into group conversations. these “friends,” more often than not, are people no one in the group can relate to, and are rarely related to the subject. their interruptions often result in nogaf silence.
person 1: hahaha! dude, you look like napoleon dynamite when you try to shuffle!

person 2: yeah! you have the ‘fro and everything xd

person 3: ha! pleeaase! neither of you have seen me do the spongebob huh?

person 1:-quietly- ph-ck! woozer at 3 o’clock!

woozer: i have a friend that knows how to draw sponge bob from memory!!

persons 1, 2, and 3: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
(1) another term for loser (2) someone who easily gets confused and can’t buy tickets the right way kz she doesnt know the time (3) anyone named diane
diane is a f—ing woozer
1a cooler and funkier way of the word loser.2a guy that confuses people and -ssumes that people would automatically know what he meant by “2:00”.3the person that lost the art pad battle because he sucks b-lls!
4word developed wen a funky fresh chick named diane, made a typo and combine weezer and loser together..because she loves woozer and thinks of them 24/7..but was trying to dis somone and out came woozer!
1nick is such a woozer, that he spells his name nik instead of nick to make it look cooler.
a disrespectful muh-f-cka thats disrespekkin it and need to be dropped quik, preferably is ya bone his mama
yo man yous a woozer!

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