the way not to spell or pr-nounce the city of worcester in m-ssachusetts….unless you’re really stupid.
band: h-lllllooooo worchester!
audience: it’s f-ck-ng pr-nounced wister!
a town in m-ssachusetts that is pr-nounced nothing like it is spelled.
“i’m goin ta woostah!”
out of towner: are there any good restaurants in worchester?
bostonian: you’re freakin’ retahded! there ain’t no worcester around here. unless you’re talkin about woostah!
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