Word Cruft
to take a non-existent, yet plausible-sounding word, and give it a definition. words like telecrastination and cromulent and pretty much everything else on urban dictionary are what is called word cruft.
tim: hey, did you see the latest pictures of brooke shields? what a babe-o-rama! i’d definitely like to ramjam her!
jim: lay off the word cruft already, tim.
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- cleeking
the act of continually pressing a b-tton or pulling a lever, which results in a “cleeking” noise beebo, stop pulling z lever!!!…”cleek”…beebo!!!….”cleek”…d-mnit beebo!!!….”cleek”
- cock treader
a c-ck treader is someone who steals girls from another guy, usually (but not always) just to p-ss the other guy off. “dom picked up this hot girl in the club, and was convinced that he staying at her place tonight, but i totally trod on his c-ck and now dom is going home alone! […]
- cockweasel
a person who shares both the properties of a c-ck and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two. “he stole my box of guns!” -“the c-ckweasel!” a) someone in general that tries to screw you over in any given situation. b) a person or thing that uses your material to promote themselves […]
- cocoplat
a dark-skinned black canadian, usually of jamaican roots living in toronto. i went down to yonge streets and saw some cocoplats h-tting on some really hot white jarvis hookers.
- Coffee Project
a job that requires unhealthy amounts of coffee to complete. guy: did you finish the entire book in one night!? guy2: yea it was a real coffee project…