Work Illusionist


someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. this trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

the work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
boss hay where’s insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

office worker hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

boss look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role

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