work shmurk
a phrase uttered by someone to a coworker at the point when office drama, client bullsh-t and other things which should really have no impact on ones life moves from a point of concern to the point of amus-m-nt.
worker: my client is an imbecile. why did we sell this dumb deal – jeez, i want to get out of here today.
coworker: work shmurk
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