work wank
2 conceivable scenarios
1) you’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘f-ck it, i’ll go for a w-nk’
2) you’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. you’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made new orleans look like a puddle. you really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. so you think ‘f-ck it, i’ll have a w-nk’. oh, and the release of endorphins cure the headache.
jesus if i sit here any longer listening to that useless c-nt jabbering on her mobile i think i might break something.
i’m going for a work w-nk.
a w-nk performed while at work and during work hours, usually in the toilets and for the purpose of:
a: giving yourself a little boost during a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.
b: rewarding yourself for completing a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.
c: seeing how much money you can earn from your c-nt of a boss just for having a w-nk.
d: stopping yourself from feeling the need to molest that hot new girl in reception.
f-ck this self appraisal is doing my head in, i’m off for a work w-nk.
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