Work Wood


when something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but i stayed in my desk cause i was sproutin some work wood.

did you see katie in that skirt. she’s killing me. i could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.

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