workahol
what workaholics are addicted to. coined by demetri martin.
demetri martin – “i’ve met many chocoholics but i’ve never seen any chocohol. we’ve got an epidemic – people that don’t understand the rules of word endings… they’re probably over-workahol-d”
anything that will motivate you to do work; motivational books, stimulants, etc.
guyb: i need to get out and do something, i just took a big dose of workahol!
guyb: workahol? like, caffeine?
guya: yeah, but that’s not all…
guyb: what else?
guya: desire.
n. what workaholics are addicted to
wife: honey, are you cheating on me?
husband: no… why?
wife: you’re always home so late.
husband: argh, i know. they must be putting something into the workahol.
wife: crystal was right! you are a workaholic.
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