worksturbation
getting off on useless work in order to look or sound important
i’m watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.
1. when people m-st-rb-t- while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an -rg-sm.
2. when you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you worksturbate.
1. worksturbation will ruin your personal life. hence doctors advise masturbation.
2. at work, jack is a work-o-holic. at home jack is a “worksturbator”
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