having abnormally short stumpy hands, similar to a badger
tim was walking down the road with his mate martin, and was shocked by what he saw. tim proclaimed “moonface, check out that little worlidge over there” at the sight of a person struggling to hold on to bags as they were too large for his hands
- hot d*ckens cider
sounds like “hot d-ck inside her”. it’s a spoof from an old radio show and is still used toady. hey mandy, how’d you like a hot d-ckens cider?
- mr. super fantastic
co-host of the comedy podcast the pub show, mr. super fantastic (aka – the dude) get’s a bad rap because he tends to be the most outspoken member of the pubcrew – spouting off without knowing what is being discussed or simply taking an opposing stance on an issue because “someone has to do it”. […]
- melted candle
the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down. oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? she looks like a melted candle. an overweight male that doesn’t do work at physical training and drinks underage. this particular male tries to get with overweight females that are smaller […]
- melvin with cheese
when one performs a melvin on a female with a yeast infection. cindy: i decided to give sc-mbellina a melvin. it became a melvin with cheese, to my dismay. wendy: ill. that’s nasty.
- hotter than the devil's d*ck
excrutiatingly hot and humid. man, its hotter than the devil’s d-ck today!