Worm Heart
the fatter region of the p-n-s, typically found towards the mid-shaft-section.
the worm heart bears its name from the bulge in an earth worm where the heart resides. it is a rare sight, but a real lethal weapon.
bro: “dude what’s that f-ckin’ bulge?”
me: “don’t worry about me bro. that’s just my worm heart.”
me: “dude kelly was loving that worm heart last night”
chris: “d-mn man, i wish i had a worm heart”
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