Worthington, Minnesota
a terrible ghetto town. all the buildings there make the town look like a rundown slum. the only buildings that look ok are a mcdonalds and a perkins restaurant. the hospital is the same size as four walk-in closets. usually, the first person you ever might see there from your car looks like a poor mexican thug. most of the people there smoke and do drugs. if you ever go there, get out asap.
where are you from?
worthington, minnesota…
aahh! don’t mug me!
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