Worm tent
a mild to moderate morning erection.
ie. waking up next to a grenade.
ie. after a night of doing cocaine off of strippers t-tties.
ie. when v–gr- begins to wears off.
niko: “bro, you check out that girl i took home last night?”
ivo: “yea, my dude. i bet you woke up with a worm tent this morning, huh? b-tch was busted.”
kristen: “girl, i woke up tryin to hop up on that d-ck and do a full split but this h-tta had a m-th- f-ckin worm tent.”
ana: “what a waste.”
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