Worming


(v)- the popular j-panese fad of s-xually stimulating a partner by applying the tongue to the other’s eyeball
person 1: look at those people worming!
person 2: stop staring, freak….
the act of licking another person’s eyeball(s) for erotic gratification.
usually practiced by those with oculolinctus (or eyeball-licking fetishism).

there’s actually recently been some controversy about it cause it can, like, spread diseases and really f-ck up your eyeball and sh-t.

weird.
derek: dude, i think i’m gonna break up with suzy.
tim: what, why? she’s so hawt.
derek: yeah, but we were messing around last night and she started worming me.
tim: gross, can’t you get conjuctivitis from that or something?
derek: and it could have totally given me a corneal ulcer.
tim: weird
the act of smoking a cigarette.
tim: hey, where is lollar?

nate: he’s outside worming again.
the act of flirting or making a move on somebody fit. preferably whilst consuming alcohol and in a large group of friends.
the phrase could also be sent silently via wriggling the index finger in the direction of a potential mating partner.
john: phwoarrrr, look at that bird!
dave: she’s mega hot.
fred: i’ll give worming on her a go!!

remainder of friends cheer and shout “worm on”!
verb.

1. to make the grossest face you are humanly capable of while pushing your chin into your neck to make the most chins possible.

2. to photobomb unsuspecting humans with ugly faces
“oh my god, those people ruined our picture by worming in the background!”
an action word denoting the time wasting activities one engages in while at work.
in a chat:
person a: “hey man what are you doing?”
person b: “ahhh nothing too much man just worming right now.”
person a: “slow day huh?”
trying to join in something, that your not supposed to be in or not invited to, but you keep trying to wriggle in like a worm. (worming into pictures can be very fun and rewarding)
“stop trying to worm your way into the party, your not invited!” or,(laurence dives in the background of the picture) laurence! p-ss off and stop worming your way into somebodys elses picture.”

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