Worshipping the Porcelain Altar


throwing up. can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)

brad: whoa… last night i got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
john: we know. we heard you.

b)
brittney: so, ok, i’ve been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar… if you know what i mean… and i think it’s made me like, so totally skinny! but i’m still like, way fat. you know?
kelsey: yaaa, hon, ya. trust me. i’ve been at it for like, a year. and look at me.
(hip bones protrude)
i’m like, a blimp.

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