worst pain ever

this sensation is best experienced by using the following method:

for males:
1: take one long, gl-ss, drink-stirring rod
2: insert drink-stirring rod into urethra
3: smash p-n-s repeatedly with mallet, book, fist or other hard object; causing the gl-ss rod to shatter and impale your p-n-s from the inside out.

for females:
1: take one incandescent lightbulb
2: insert bulb into v-g-n-, -n-s, or both
3: jump off small ledge in such a way that you land straddling a hard wooden structure, causing the lightbulb(s) to shatter inside of your v-g-n- and/or -n-s.
dave: “ready tom?”
tom: “i really don’t know about this…are you sure it’ll make me c-m harder than ever?”
dave: “yeah, something like that…” (hits tom’s p-n-s repeatedly with a box of ice cream sandwhiches).
tom: “oh my f-cking god worst pain ever!”

sh-lly: “dave, are you sure this will make me c-m for a solid 5 minutes?”
dave: yeah, something like that…” (pushes sh-lly off small ledge onto wooden a-frame).
sh-lly: “oh my f-cking god worst pain ever!”
dave: “i’m a douchebag…i need a new hobby”.
men: being kicked in the b-lls!
woman: giving birth!
some men: knowing its your baby!
lucy kicked frank’o in the b-lls while giving birth to frank’os son!

that’s the worst pain ever!
trigeminal neuralgia, a condition in which it feels very much as though one’s face is simultaneous being jabbed with many needles and being crushed to a pulp while being ripped off along one (or if one’s exceedingly unfortunate, both) sides while one’s eyeb-lls are being pumped to the point of searing, throbbing explosion from behind and one’s teeth on that side all seem to have advanced to a state of crumbly, black pulp-mangling decay.
joanne (curled up in a fetal ball and clutching the right side of her face with twitching fingers): i can’t stand it… it’s the worst pain ever!

ben: worse than your last little girl?

joanne: … that pain didn’t even register, compared to this.